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Post by Chancellor Badwulf Hichlen on Oct 24, 2009 7:35:51 GMT -5
The German leader is seen driving a normal car through the city of Berlin to his government building, thinking about how he is going to ask for admitanceship. He arrives at his location and begins to speak into a tape recorder:
To the MAC, The Chancellor of Germany wishes to make peace and join the Militarized Action Comittee. I will be able to supply many vehicles, but troops may be only 250k. German citizens have been urging their leader to take swift action and destroy those Americans but with the MAC, we all can share the glory! Thank You, Badwulf Hichlen
He stops talking and gives the tape to a messenger in the SS with the envelope stamped "HIGH IMPORTANCY" on the front. He gets on many planes, many boats, and in many stranger cars, but he eventually gets it to the President of the MAC. You open it up and listen. After Hichlen stops talking, a puff of smoke and a little squealy noise is emitted from the cassette. Hichlen waits for a message in reply.
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Post by President Vladmir Petruv on Oct 24, 2009 7:39:39 GMT -5
After waiting very long the Chancellor decides to go back to his Berlin office and wait for the tape. When he reaches his office, he sees it is very clean, and has a Japanese flag at the far back of the room on the wall very visible. He smiles at this and looks to his desk, he sees a small tape recorder. He picks it up and turns it on:
" Dear Mr. Chancellor as you might know I am General Kurosaki Nakamori speaking on behalf of the MAC. I accept your alliance proposal with the MAC and I wish to see your troops and vehicles here in less than a week! Please comply with this recording. "
The message stops and you set it down on the table while you take a puff of your ciggarette.
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Post by President Straëker on Oct 24, 2009 11:27:43 GMT -5
The UNA sends a message to MAC headquarters, to the General.
General Nakamori. The MAC foundation is futile. If you wish to sway the UNA from our seat of power you will fail. The UNA is NOT a dictatorship, we are a democracy. All countries have their own dependance, their own equality. What you accuse of us is folly. The MAC is only a lame excuse to unite against the UNA, because you are afraid. We offered you peace, money and Military. We are a hardened might of peace, but will retaliate appropriately if trifled with.
Do not cross us.
Sincerely, Fleet Admiral Straëker.
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Post by fordly on Oct 24, 2009 11:34:56 GMT -5
Actually I got a large Bunker near the Airport which my men can be sent in to..
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Post by President Straëker on Oct 24, 2009 13:17:22 GMT -5
After the Prime Minister of Canada came to the UNA building to discuss an alliance with UNA, he started to sway the Fleet Admiral. He technically talked him out of it, because he's not very smart.
After the PM had insulted the Fleet Admiral, surroundd by hundreds of Americans the Fleet Admiral declined the admittance into the UNA. After further insults and realization that the PM is our enemy, we kill him.
Prime Minister Fordly is dead.
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Post by President Vladmir Petruv on Oct 24, 2009 13:42:11 GMT -5
LOL!
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Post by King Autumn Augustus I on Oct 24, 2009 14:07:14 GMT -5
xD EPIC OWNAGE!.
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Post by fordly on Oct 25, 2009 10:48:03 GMT -5
Dude okay this is how it went down.
You: -My men aim at you- You: -They fire off now- Me: -It misses now- You: HOW CAN IN MISS!? Me: Legal move. You: BUT HOW CAN MY MEN MISS!? The second time- You: -My men aim at you- You: -They fire off now- You: -You fall over dead- You: -Dead-
Now tell me how is that a legal death in any way?
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Post by fordly on Oct 25, 2009 10:49:18 GMT -5
And when you started rapidly arguing I left. You were like: AUTO DEATH YOU LEFT AN IC SCENE!
But how the fuck is it ic when we were discussing ooc?
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Post by President Vladmir Petruv on Oct 25, 2009 12:33:21 GMT -5
In the General's office it is very silent until, a Polish army Lieutenant walked into the room blazing with fury.
" GENERAL KUROSAKI NAKAMORI! " the soldier shouts.
The General looks up stunned and furious.
" Who is this?! " he questions.
" You're worst nightmare ".
The Lieutenant whips out a .357 magnum and fires the General right in the head. The General is blow back with such force it sends him through the window and down 27 storeys.
General Kurosaki Nakamori, is dead.
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Post by King Autumn Augustus I on Oct 25, 2009 14:23:33 GMT -5
JESUS CHRIST!!! xD
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Post by Chancellor Badwulf Hichlen on Oct 25, 2009 16:02:06 GMT -5
Badwulf hears of the news that he is the new Vice-President of the MAC and is very pleased. The loss of the previous President can only be thought of as an act that the assasin thought was rightous. I do not blame the Polish for the act of one man, so please, if any of my men are foolish, do not think I did it.
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Post by President Straëker on Oct 25, 2009 16:17:55 GMT -5
The Fleet Admiral kicks back in his office chair, puts his feet on his five thousand dollar mohagonny desk and laughs to himself at the news the telegram brought him. Then looks to his secretary and speaks,
"Ahh, as I told the stupid Fordly: MAC is but a fly upon my boot, I swat them away and they lie dead on the floor." The secretary laughs now.
Straëker puts down the telegram and begins to write a letter to Chancellor Badwulf.
Good fuhrer, it has come to my attention that Nakamori is dead, but you already know that. You also know I killed the Canadian Prime Minister myself. I'd like to discuss mutual peace between our nations. I'm not asking you to join the UNA, but to be at peace with us. And maybe sooner down the road you will finally see that we aren't dictators who kill their people over money. No, we are a peacefull alliance and we are united so us more fortunate countries may aid the ones in need. We're a peacecore for christs sakes. But when the need arises and men-at-arms must be called into play to defend our countries; the great nations of the UNA unite against a common foe.
So please, see past those lies that others have clouded your mind with.
Sincerely, Fleet Admiral Straëker.
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Post by Chancellor Badwulf Hichlen on Oct 25, 2009 20:35:31 GMT -5
I can't really answer that IC'ly because I can't tell you in-game that if the UNA rises to complete power, the RP will fail. I'm in the MAC for the sake of the RP and for the fun.
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Post by President Straëker on Oct 26, 2009 6:58:48 GMT -5
I guess that's fair.
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